Eating Food In The Shower Lyrics - Ninja Sex Party

Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together. You've got your career. I've got, my...uh I do stuff. But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON! 

I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman 

Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine 

Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast 

God knows we need both but there just ain't no time 

But I've found a way to get the most out of our day 

I prepared you this buffet 

So grab a tray, take off your clothes 

And follow me 

Let's eat our food in the shower 

Just look at the time we've saved 

Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential 

Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray 

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We're eating food in the shower 

Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain 

Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life 

And there's a huge amount of bacon 

Collecting in your drain Wooo! 

That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked? 

I gotta tell you I - whoops. 

Sorry I'll get that, that was... 

WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me. 

Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin 

It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate 

Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner 

Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date! 

Sit down at the tub-shaped table 

Give your order to the waiter 

And hold my pruney hand 

I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!) 

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Eating food in the shower 

But just between us I don't deny 

All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos 

Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!) 

We're eating food in the shower 

This is the pinnacle of your year 

The night is only getting better as we get wetter and wetter 

Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea 

Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!