Vaseline And A Magazine Lyrics - Nobodys

I don't go out. 

No i don't date. 

I stay at home and masturbate. 

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine. 

All i need is vaseline and a magazine. 

I'm not nice. 

I don't pretend. 

My right hand is my girlfriend. 

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine. 

All i need is vaseline and a magazine. 

All i need is vaseline and a magazine. 

All i need is vaseline and a magazine.