Anarchy Camp Lyrics - The War On Errorism - Nofx

I got an invitation to go to anarchy camp 

There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening 

The soundtrack will go multi platinum 

Barbecue a boca while the effigies burn 

You may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat 

Christiania's kinda far away so come a long with me 

We can dance and trip and be anarchists 

We gotta get the manual and put it in the oven 'til it cooks 

Then we're gonna take the ashes to the wassail 

And use them to spike the punch 

Rules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment, random acts of dumbness will be rewarded 

If you see somebody taking charge, you'll be expected to beat them 

Cuz everyone who's no one, will be participating 

No one who is someone, will ever get to know the joys of anarchism, destruction of the system 

So come along with us salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus 

We're gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts 

And we're never coming home 

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Underwater basket-weaving (we got some arts and crafts) 

Meth-amphetamine symposiums (they last a couple days) 

African killer spelling bees (you better get it right) 

Bowling in ice hockey rinks (of course checking is allowed) 

Anarchy camp's never inert (you think we don't know that it's) 

Not much fun 'til someone gets hurt (our only motto) 

So we're greasing up the rusty vert ramp 

Time to make some reservations for next years' anarchy camp 

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