California Drought Lyrics - Nofx

I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California 

I once saw a band play at the farm sober, I hadn't had a drink 

Like cleaning gums or hugging bums or doing something that you knows good for ya 

Those times are tedious and tenuous and hopefully much shorter than a blink 

I'm so easy to dechiphe 

I could rationalize for life 

But from all the strife I caused, I gotta go without 

Taking 'codones is insane 

I don't wanna kill, I want more pain 

So like the California drought, I'm drying out 

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I got the one job that it's frowned upon if you're not a user 

The bands that are all sober are the ones playing the Warped and county fairs 

I'll go to a meeting and get called a loser 

Then I get invited to a party from a bro who works at Bayer 

He's got shit from 1910 

Bottle H, that's genuine 

I just want see what all the hype's about 

I just gotta try it once 

But I say no 'cause I got 3 months 

And like the California drought, I'm drying out 

My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or PBR and not Pat from Petaluma 

The chips I want are kale, corn, potato and for betting on a flush 

But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute story that's just a rumor 

And I'm sorry but this nicotine and caffeine don't gimme the same rush 

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I'm a jest pilot in jux 

To positions in a crux 

I'm not in fashion, I'm in flux, so they all doubt 

I just want some cocaine 

But it's making me insane 

I think I may have broken my brain, I'm drying out