Cool And Unusual Punishment Lyrics - Nofx

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake 

The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place 

For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you're gonna find at the record store 

Not the kind designed for the kind hearted 

Do not pass go, do not get bail 

Go directly to Osaka Jail 

Where you get locked or drunk under the table 

For just under 10, 000 yen 

You can visit hell and come back again 

For the process of hurting and healing 

Cake and candle wax dessert 

It's not fun 'til someone gets hurt 

Who's the next to get hung from the ceiling 

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So if you want rewards and consequence 

They got the cool and unusual punishments 

Get on your knees for Japanese instruction 

Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns 

This is pure assisted self-destruction 

Photos 

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up 

One bad deed surely deserves another 

Bruised from bamboo caning 

Coming home try explaining this to your significant other 

Good fucking luck...