Fan Mail Lyrics - Nofx

[Originally by The Dickies] 

Dear Sirs, 

To whom is may concern 

theres facts I'd like to learn 

so many things I wanna know 

especially trivial info paraphernalia 

badges and regalia please send me everything 

Cause I 

am interested in you 

and everything you do 

I find myself at all your shows 

could you tell me were you buy your clothes 

could you sign my little sisters face 

put your signature any place and please send me a bio 

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Cause we've got fan mail 

we really really read it 

Fan Mail 

we really really read it 

I sent you my letter now I want a reply 

you don't know any better than you won't take your time 

with my Fan Mail 

So I would like to know just if and when 

you'll be in town again 

so that I could meet with you 

and brag at my friends at school 

have you been all around the world 

have you seen every kinda of girl 

or are you from the other side 

Photos 

Cause you 

you can't believe everything that you read 

with the hypocrisy and the greed 

the papers all the things that they say 

they don't tell me anything anyway 

that's why I've gotta get it straight from you 

without an obligation 

My Fan Mail (oohs and ahhs) 

What's this I find to my surprise 

those fans that I idolized 

no longer seem to exist 

now tell me what can be the cause of this 

perhaps it could be their egos 

I tell you heaven only knows 

I didn't even get a newsletter 

Fan Mail send it out to me 

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