High Achievers Lyrics - Home Street Home: Original Songs From The Shit Musical - Nofx

Heroin has stigma like meth and crack cocaine 

Drug users aren't all losers, they can't all be insane 

But sanity is not a trait of extraordinary man 

Sometimes it's drugs not necessity that't the mother of invention 

Ben Franklin smoked opium when he held that lightning rod 

So did queen Victoia and the marquis de sade 

Siegmund Freud did his best work on coca medicine 

So did grover Cleveland and Thomas Edison 

Would Einstein have split the atom? 

Would Carl Sagen have pondered space? 

When the smartest people are doin' drugs it makes the world a much better place 

Steve jobs and bill gates took acid and changed technology 

The Beatles' trips led to Lucy, Rita, and Elanor Rigby 

And all the absynth that van goh drank made made a much starier night 

Without drugs would munch's scream have really been such a fight? (that's not so scary) 

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Would bonds have hit those hundreds of homers? 

Would lance have ever won in France? 

When a record's breaking, an athlete's takin' 

A drug to keep performance enhanced 

So you guys are trying to tell me that if i take drugs i'm gonna be smarter? 

We're not saying it's gonna make you smarter, but it might make you more interesting 

Aaron Sorkin wrote his best while he was smokin' crack 

Amphetamines were the favorite means of ayn rand and kerouac 

Charlie dickens told the tale on opiates we know 

So did burrows, Huxley, Oscar Wilde, and Edgar Allen Poe 

If everyone was sober, could you call this country free? 

Would we maintain our ethics and ingenuity? 

Progressive thought doesn't happen a lot in a dry society 

When everyone is doin' some it makes the world a better place to be 

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So smoke a joint, or snort a line, or drop some lsd 

Use a bong, a glass pipe, or go strait to an i.v. 

It's a simple case of better living in modern chemistry 

When everybody is doin' drugs it makes the world a better place to be 

When everybody is doin' drugs it makes the world a better place to be 

So quit na, and screw aa, and fuck sobriety 

When everybody is doin' drugs it makes the world a better place to be