Hotdog In A Hallway Lyrics - Heavy Petting Zoo - Nofx

He'll have another piece of pie 

She'll have a double reuben rye 

She works hard at eating well 

That's why I love her 

She's got a couple of pony kegs 

Her arms are bigger than my legs 

And when she holds 

Me I can't breathe 

That's why I love her yeah 

I'm her butter she's my bread 

She's like mobile waterbed 

And when I get on top of her 

I can't touch the mattress 

And when her flesh begins to sag 

She's like a human sleeping bag 

I feel so cozy safe and warm 

She's my insulation 

I always know where she sat 

And when she's on me I get flat 

Some broken ribs a punctured lung 

That's why I love her 

She's my phillie, I'm her stud 

Her bean is bigger than my pud 

It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale 

That's why I love her 

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