I Don't Like Me Anymore Lyrics - Nofx

One morning I woke up 

Scratched my balls and eyes 

I looked into the mirror 

And got a big surprise 

I don't know who this person is 

But I've seen his face before 

A face I don't want to have to face 

I don't think I like me anymore 

When I run into old friends 

Their eyes seem to dart away 

I wish I could remember 

All the shitty things I say 

Then one day my best friend said something 

I'd never heard before 

You've done so much for me 

And I love you 

But I don't like you anymore 

Someone lock the door 

I don't like me anymore 

And here comes media whore 

I heard this story twice before 

I don't like me anymore 

But punk may be hardcore 

I don't like me anymore 

Was it something that I've done? 

Was it something that I've said? 

Was I having too much fun? 

Did I dropkick someone's head? 

I turn on the TV 

And I don't like what I see 

There's an old punk rocker acting like a jerk 

And that jerk looks a lot like me 

Someone lock the door 

I don't like me anymore 

And here comes media whore 

I heard this story twice before 

I don't like me anymore 

But punk may be hardcore 

I don't like me anymore 

A catastrophe I'm certain 

Hit the lights and grab the curtain 

Organize a mob and rush the door 

Peel me off the floor 

I don't like me anymore 

A bullet I've been sold 

I don't like me anymore 

People say they love me 

Then ask for something more 

The never-ending story 

A filibustering bore 

A pompous dinosaur 

I don't like me anymore 

Why does being nice to people 

Feel like such a chore? 

I am not your climber 

Feel like anybody's whore 

A sober fact I wish I could ignore 

I don't like me anymore 

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