Idiot Son Of An Asshole Lyrics - Nofx

He's not smart, a C student 

And that's after buying his way into school 

Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic 

Can he read? No one's really quite sure 

He signs stuff and he executes people 

Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends 

Cocaine and a little drunk driving 

Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief. 

Idiot son of an asshole 

He's the idiot son of an asshole 

Idiot son of an asshole 

He's the idiot son of an asshole 

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*Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track, 

I'm putting a week back on the shelf, 

Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States, 

But they I woke up, and realized I'm still me. 

He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, 

apparently smart enough to fix an election. 

Moved boldly into the White House, 

though most people voted against him. 

He likes naps, He's good at naptime, 

A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed, 

He may be from Bush decent, He's always gonna, gonna be the un-president 

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Idiot son of an asshole 

He's the idiot son of an asshole 

Idiot son of an asshole 

He's the idiot son of an asshole 

Idiot son of an asshole 

He's the idiot son of an asshole 

He's our president! 

[* not in the War On Errorism's version]