I'm A Transvest-lite Lyrics - Nofx

I first heard Frank say 

He wanted to dress like Faye Wray 

I wanted that too but what could I do 

In junior high school in LA? 

My heart skipped in the scene 

He said you gotta be it, not just dream 

It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue 

I didn't have the self-esteem 

I gotta confess that I like to cross dress 

And I've been doing it since I was 13 

It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes 

Even in the "open-minded" punk scene 

You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt 

When you're in the middle of a circle pit 

So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret 

Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit 

Forward 30 years 

I still had the same fears 

Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig 

And I felt the same envy and tears 

I decided right there 

I can't be bothered to care 

What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink 

And throw out all my Hanes underwear 

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I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser 

Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal 

I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes 

Not for the look, but how it makes me feel 

I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite 

I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday 

I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty 

'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try 

Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy 

Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl 

(He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls) 

Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone 

(He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin) 

You gotta know it's not just girls who just wanna have fun! 

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