S & M Airlines Lyrics - S & M Airlines - Nofx

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight 

I had to get out of this town tonight 

Then a lady in black caught my attention 

I couldn't figure out what was her intention 

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight 

She could get me a seat and the price was right 

She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance 

I had no idea what was in store for me 

She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat 

She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet 

She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged 

One things for sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again 

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The stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle 

She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile 

The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes 

Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs 

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick 

Before I could do anything she slapped my dick 

So I followed her commands, my aim was to please 

I spent the rest of the flight on my knees 

The plane finally landed by the end of the night 

I had to get off of this torture flight 

I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip 

She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip. 

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I'll never fly S&M airlines again 

I'll never fly S&M airlines again 

I'll never fly S&M airlines again 

I'll never fly S&M airlines again