She's Nubs Lyrics - Nofx

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels 

How does she get in and out of tubs 

I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad 

Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs. 

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows, 

No phalanges no knobby knees to knock 

She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands 

She's always in the stands, she's nubs 

She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone 

She's got no funny bone, she's nubs 

No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs. 

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I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto, 

I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no 

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve 

and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack 

and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub 

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She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size, 

but without calves and thighs, she's nubs 

It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed, 

when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs 

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs... 

Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk 

But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.