Shower Days Lyrics - Ribbed - Nofx

In the morning I awake 

I feel my bladder about to break 

I scratch my balls I rub my eyes 

Just feeling lousy 

My girlfriend tells me that 

It's time to take a bath 

I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday" 

Once every 24 hours 

I'm supposed to take a shower 

That's not the way I do it 

Do it do it 

Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind 

I don't want to do it 

Do it do it 

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It doesn't make a difference to me 

Everyday I do the same old thing 

So why should I have to be clean? 

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays 

Also known as shower days 

I hate them 

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It doesn't make a difference to me 

Everyday I do the same old thing 

So why should I have to be clean? 

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays 

Also known as shower days 

I hate them