#selfie Lyrics - Now That's What I Call Music!

When James was at the table 

I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl 

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? 

Because he was totally texting me all night last night 

And I don't know if it's a booty call or not 

So, what, what do you think? 

Did, did you think that girl was pretty? 

How did that girl even get in here? 

Do you see her? 

She is so short and that dress is so tacky 

Who wears cheetah? 

It's not even summer 

Why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"? 

After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? 

I really need one 

But first, let me take a selfie 

Let me take a selfie 

Can you guys help me pick a filter? 

I don't know if I should go XX Pro or Valencia 

I want to look tan 

What should my caption be? 

I want it to be clever 

How about "Living with my bitches, hashtag live"? 

I only got ten likes in the last five minutes 

Do you think I should take it down? 

Let me take another selfie 

Selfie, selfie 

Let me take a selfie 

Wait, pause 

Jason just liked my selfie 

What a creep 

Is that guy sleeping over there? 

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on 

That's so ratchet 

That girl is such a fake model 

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers 

Who goes out on Mondays? 

Okay, let's go take some shots 

Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up 

Oh wait, never mind, I'm fine, let's go dance 

There's no vodka at this table 

Do you know anyone else here? 

Oh my God, Jason just texted me 

Should I go home with him? 

I guess I took a good selfie 

Selfie 

Let me take a selfie 

Let me take a selfie 

Let me take a selfie 

Let me take a selfie