The Last Drink Lyrics - Odds

Carrying your ashes from bar to bar 

I'm in a mess and you're in a mason jar 

With you under my arm like a football 

I'm not ready to let go and that is all 

You were never big on conversation 

And that hasn't changed since your cremation 

And I feel most times like you do 

You know I feel most times like you do 

I wish that I was hard nosed 

Fight a forest fire with a garden hose 

And be brave enough right now to start on something new 

You were right there in the urn light as a feather 

If my hands weren't shaky I'd glue you back together 

This watering hole was our favorite stop 

So I'll take off the lid and pour a drink down the top 

For you and I'll pull down on that magic lever 

That makes it stay the past forever 

And I feel most times like you do 

You know I feel most times like you do 

Someone's stabbed my voodoo doll 

Now it hurts each time that nature calls 

And you're lucky that nature's finished calling out to you 

You were down to your very last little belt loop 

But you were tougher than a pit bull in the paratroops 

And if you're afraid of getting hurt you suffer more ills 

Like the hypochondriac who dies choking on his pills 

So I should swallow really hard and deal with this pain 

'Cause I'm as wasted as a neat freak in a hurricane 

And I feel most times like you do 

You know I feel most times like you do 

I thought I was the one that died 

And this was heaven's weird amusement ride 

But you pinched me in the dream and I saw it wasn't true 

So I'm dumping your ashes on the floor 

And we'll laugh as people slip on you while coming in this door 

And I'll drink on what you said to stop my feet draggin' no one 

Dog's bark should ever stop the wagon