A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He And His Wife Drive Off A Cliff Into The Ocean Lyrics - The Gay Parade - Of Montreal

I heard a human voice in an adding machine and my brain slipped out of my ear 

Which made it hard to hear 

A customer clapping in approval 

A bird flew 

through the window 

And he sucked it 

right into his mouth 

I looked on the floor and saw 

The carpet was turning to glass 

I lifted my feet very fast and ran out the door 

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I walked to a bus stop there I waited the bus 

And when it finally arrived I climbed up inside 

A lady sat down beside me 

She gave me a mirror 

When I looked in it I saw I was her 

This made me forget that I was 

Driving at night with my wife 

She's so beautiful the love of my life 

We drove into the sea 

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