Disclaimer Lyrics - Ixnay On The Hombre - Offspring

Ladies and gentlemen 

Welcome to the disclaimer 

That's right, the disclaimer 

This American apple pie institution 

Known as parental discretion 

Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm 

From the lyrics that might actually make you think 

And will also insult your intelligence at the same time 

So protect your family. 

This album contains explicit depictions 

Of things which are real. 

These real things are commonly known as life. 

So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. 

If it sounds dangerous, 

Do not try this at home or at all. 

And if it offends you, just don't listen to it 

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