Don't Go In The Basement Lyrics - Oingo Boingo

Oh.. 

You can tell a dirty story 

In the old conservatory... 

But don't go in the basement! 

You can make a scene 

On the mezanene 

But don't go in the basement! 

You can fill yourself with static 

With the ghosts up in the attic 

But don't go in the basement! 

You can light yourself a torch 

On the old front porch 

But don't go in the basement! 

Oh you may think that it's real cool 

To ride down the bannister like some darn fool 

Oh don't go... DONT GO!! 

Don't go in the basement! 

You can feel quite aloof 

Playing rummy on the roof 

But don't go in the basement! 

Where the cockroaches dance 

You can wallow in romance 

But don't go in the basement! 

You may think that it's deluxe 

To ride the bannister filled with rust 

Oh don't go, don't go! 

Don't go in the basement!!!!