Kiss My Ass ( 1st Version ) Lyrics - Oingo Boingo

I'm a real sweet guy 

I keep my word, 

And everybody knows that it's true 

That good boys are seen and not heard. 

So,I scream so loud,that people turn away. 

And they say such bad things about me. 

Do I want their sympathy? ( No! ) 

Do I seek respect? ( Big Deal! ) 

For them I have but one request... ( What's that? ) 

Get on your knees and kiss my ass! 

Kiss it,kiss it,kiss it! 

Kiss my ass! 

Kiss it,kiss it,kiss it! 

I'm a real sweet guy 

But girls are afraid of my face, 

And I don't know why 

But I don't really care either way! 

And I hear them laughing, 

And I see the look in their eyes, 

It's so cruel and mocking! 

Do I want their sympathy? ( No! ) 

Do I seek respect? ( Big Deal! ) 

For them I have but one request... 

Get on your knees and kiss my ass! 

Kiss it,kiss it,kiss it! 

Kiss my ass! 

Kiss it,kiss it,kiss it! 

Kiss my ass! 

Kiss it! 

Kiss my ass! 

And I hear them laughing, 

And I see the look in their eyes, 

It's so cruel and mocking. 

Do I want their sympathy? ( NO! ) 

Do I need respect? ( BIG DEAL! ) 

For them I have but one request... ( WHAT'S THAT? ) 

Get on your knees,get on your knees, 

Get on your knees,get on your knees, 

Kiss it,kiss it,kiss it,kiss it,kiss it,kiss it, 

KISS MY ASS!