Dirty Dancin - Method Man Lyrics - The Dirty Story: The Best Of Odb - Ol' Dirty Bastard

(Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw) 

(this is going on in the background during the Intro and part 

Of the first verse) 

You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth 

[coughing] Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit 

Know damn well! 

I remember when we used to go down to the creek 

Member when we used to go down to the creek? 

And used to dip your head in the water? 

Everybody thought you had it in you, you know 

You used to jump out the water 

The water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy 

What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy 

[Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard] 

Clean out my vocals 

Yeah, I said YEAH 

I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh 

[more nonsense noises] 

Chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo 

C'mon baby baby, baby, baby 

Baby, baby, baby, c'mon! 

[Verse One:] 

Superlogical this, superlogical that 

I detect a nigga dialect by the way he rap 

I elect myself President MC 

My career so intelligent, unique physique 

Then with mathematics, not democratic 

Static, topic, Asiatic 

Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl... 

Bring it on back 

Superlogical this, superlogical that 

I detect your dialect by the way you rappp! 

I elect myself President MC 

My career so intelligent, unique physique 

Doin mathematics and I'm not democratci 

No static, topic, I'm Asiatic 

See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal... 

[Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard] 

Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty 

Get your weight up, don't take me lightly 

Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the madness 

It's the Meth-Tical with the Bastard 

MZA MZA my name is the Ol Dirty Bas 

My gammmmme, to kick your ass 

Dnnah duh dnnh dnnh duh duh! 

Dnnah dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh! 

Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin 

On the industry that was frontin now they missin 

What everybody else is gettin 

Cuz they wasn't representin the real... 

...appeal, like me and, old time 

When it comes to the microphone who killed the swine? 

Be the original G 

Do the rhymin on time and in the place to be 

[Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man] 

You are now in my trance 

You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy 

You are now getting sleeeepyyyyy 

And sleeeeppieeerrrrr 

And sleepy, and sleepy 

[Verse Three: Method Man] 

This one here's for my people, my people 

Enter the 36 chambers, the sequel 

Part two, for me and the cipher troop 

With the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through 

With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, what? 

You ain't hittin with that wack shit you kickin 

Straight from the beginning, of the game 

All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the pain 

Dark like the midnight train on the track by the RZA 

Diesel like Arnold Schwarzanegger 

[Outro: Ol Dirty Bastard] 

The hardware, choose the hardware 

Ask you a question, test the Ason 

Extra extra, read the drama and thennn another one 

Which you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the... 

Ohhhh.... 

Here I go, aauhhh 

Yeahhh... 

(shit that makes me high)