Dirty & Stinkin' (remix) Lyrics - The Trials And Tribulations Of Russell Jones - Ol' Dirty Bastard

(featuring Method Man) 

[scratched up samples] 

"I said if you could just" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"First things first, man" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"The rap assasinator" - Raekwon 

"Dirty Bastard" - Method Man 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard] 

This recordin is dirty and it's stinkin 

Funkier than Peppi Le Pew so I was thinkin, about 

Droppin this single on the charts, lettin ya know 

Hey, the kid has heart, I never deny myself as being 

Dope, but in my last jam, niggaz slept on my notes 

You thought that I was weak? Huh? Let me speak 

My rhymes come funkier than ya grandfathers feet 

So listen mister, don't you ever forget 

The rhyme is dirty, you couldn't even clean it 

With Comet, for even Wolrex, some tried Ajax 

Only mix with the best, forty-eight tracks 

Yo, I get down with the Ason sounds 

Lyrics that be flowin from miles around 

So let the music shut ya ass up, then feel the uppercut 

Now I make ya fall to ya butt 

[Chorus: samples scratched] 

"Watch out for..." - Prodigy 

"The Ol' Dirty Bastard" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"The O.D.B.!" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"First things first, man" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"Watch out for..." - Prodigy 

"The rap assassinator" - Raekwon 

"Dirty Bastard" - Method Man 

"I said if you could just" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"Go back" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"The O.D.B." - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"First things first, man" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"Watch out for..." - Prodigy 

"The rap assassinator" - Raekwon 

"Dirty Bastard" - Method Man 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard] 

Yo, let me continue, verse number two 

Style is wild, dirty and stinkin like doo-doo 

If ya hangin around, ya changed ya mind 

It is a bad influence, but yo it's my rhyme 

I sit down and I say to myself, "Self 

Yo, are you rated top the shelf?" 

I drop the single for you to get a dose of 

As I lay back like a pillow on a sofa 

Gettin paid? Yeah right, Willy 

Why askin me, G? What? What? What? What? You know me 

My mouth is sugar, sweet as a honey bee 

Taste like a forty, stinkin like Old-E 

But I drink Ol' English so I speak Ol' English 

You gotta be dirty and stinkish 

And if it's not, well I guess I'm not 

The A-S-O-N my friends, it's dirty and it's stinkin' 

[Chorus] 

[Method Man] 

I'm not a Spanish talkin' raper 

I'm _naughty_, but girl that ain't my _nature_ 

Johnny Cash all about this paper 

You playin' wit the big boys now, we rated r 

This no place for a child, 17, not allowed 

Without a parent and it's apparent that you belong 

Wit a full grown man wit a mind just as strong 

Huh, so here's ya chance to advance 

Get in ya stance and we gon' set up it off like true romance 

And that's my word 

[Chorus #2: scratched samples] 

"I said if you could just" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"Go back" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"The O.D.B." - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"First things first, man" - Ol' Dirty Bastard 

"The rap assassinator" - Raekwon 

"Dirty Bastard" - Method Man 

[Chorus] 

[Chorus #2 2X]