If My Heart Was A Car Lyrics - Hitchhike To Rhome - Old 97's

I remember the Alamo, I don't recall who won 

They had swords, they had horses, I hear we had mighty guns 

Like the ones from Navarone last night on Channel 21 

It's a long way back to El Paso 

It was early Monday morning in the Central Standard Zone 

You were quiet like the TV, hung up like the telephone 

You were sleeping next to me, I might as well have been alone 

It's a long way back to El Paso 

And if my heart was a car 

You would have stripped it a long time ago 

And if my heart was a car 

You would have stripped it a long time ago 

And if my heart was a car 

You would have stripped it down and sold it off 

To the greasy man in the salvage lot 

As it is it's just a heart 

No, no, it ain't worth nothin' 

I ain't talkin' 'bout tomorrow, I'm talkin' 'bout tonight 

You told me you were drunk already, that don't make it right 

You want at me, well, have at it, 'cause I'm in the mood to fight 

And it's a long way back to El Paso 

And if my heart was a car 

You would have stripped it a long time ago 

And if my heart was a car 

You would have stripped it a long time ago 

And if my heart was a car 

You would have stripped it a long time ago 

And if my heart was a, and if my heart was a 

And if my heart was a car 

And if my heart was a car 

You would have stripped it a long time ago 

And if my heart was a car 

You would have stripped it a long time ago 

And if my heart was a car