Tracheotomy Peashooter Lyrics - O.l.d.

Chicken bone - in my neck 

I can't breathe - what the heck 

Butter knife impales my throat 

Through the slit - I start to choke 

Plastic straw - held with gum 

EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY 

Has been done 

Waiting for the ambulance 

I get bored and start to play 

I take the peas from my plate 

Load the straw and fire away 

Waiting for the ambulance 

I get bored and start to play 

Emergency - Tracheotomy 

Can be fun - you better run 

Waiting for the ambulance 

I get bored and start to play 

I take the peas from my plate 

Load the straw and fire away 

Shooting people in their eyes 

Is so much fun, the pain subsides 

Launching peas from my neck 

Blinds the waitress who drops the check 

Waiting for - the ambulance 

I get bored and start to play 

Emergency Tracheotomy 

Can be fun - you better run - you better run 

Waiting for - the ambulance 

I get bored and start to play 

I take the peas from my plate 

Load the straw and fire away 

It's so much fun the pain subsides 

Launching peas from neck 

Blinds the waitress who drops the check 

Chicken bone - in my neck 

I can't breathe - what the heck 

Butter knife - impales my throat 

Through the slit - I start to choke 

Plastic straw - held with gum 

Emergency - Tracheotomy 

Has been fun