Rats Live On No Evil Star Lyrics - Ookla The Mok

You take your shoes off but your feet don't smell 

You called this meeting but you wouldn't tell 

Now I can see you're gonna give me hell 

I am the cheese and you're the farmer in the dell 

I don't know I don't know 

I sit and listen while you take your turn 

And then I try to tell you my concern 

That's when I see your face begin to burn 

I guess it's my fault cause I never ever learn 

Here we go here we go 

Rats live on no evil star 

Everything I say you hear the other way 

It's 1917 and I'm the Czar 

A man a plan a canal Panama 

The way I speak a word is not the way I'm heard 

Cause I'm the US you're the USSR 

Now you're done and it's my turn to speak 

My words come slowly and my voice is weak 

Your body language tells me I'm a geek 

You kick my ass and I just turn the other cheek 

I don't know I don't know 

You really got me up against the wall 

I'm Humpty Dumpty and you're my great fall 

If you're Pele I'm a soccer ball 

If you're an ax I'm the Apostle Paul 

Here we go here we go 

Rats live on no evil star 

It seems you're not at home outside of palindrome 

You're an eagle and I'm three over par 

A man a plan a canal Panama 

Looks like you've met your goal you're in complete control 

You're an entomologist and I'm in a jar 

So now you're looking at me like you're bored 

My mouth is writing checks I can't afford 

If I'm a village you're a Mongol horde 

If I was Kurgan you would be MacLeod's sword 

I don't know I don't know 

I can't believe we even made it this far 

I say, "Rats live on," you hear, "No evil star" 

When it's all over you ask where we are 

My lips say no but my body says, "Auuugghhhhh!" 

Here we go here we go 

Rats live on no evil star 

Everything I say you hear the other way 

Cause you're Pete Townshend and I'm a guitar 

A man a plan a canal Panama 

The way I speak a word is not the way it's heard 

Cause I'm Br'er Rabbit and you're made out of tar