Wedding Ghosts Lyrics - Open Mike Eagle

So don't invite me to your wedding (yeah) 

You didn't invite me to your funeral 

So I'm not gonna be on time (yeah) 

You didn't invite me to your funeral 

So don't invite me to your wedding (yeah) 

You didn't invite me to your funeral 

So I'm not gonna be on time (yeah, yeah) 

No backflips and no somersaults 

And I'm gonna toss 

Every invite that I come across 

And Imma fight this shit like an underboss 

(Yeah, yeah) 

Some guilt there but it won't grow 

Heart broken, I don't know 

You can ask me if I'm gon' go but 

I recommend that you don't though 

And I don't care who gon' be there 

You can save that shit for a single man 

Imma sit here in my studio, elbows deep in a Pringles can (yeah) 

Instincts say run, run from you 

I'd be so uncomfortable 

Everything's so combustible 

I don't even know one Huxtable 

I'm not gon' front front for you, no subterfuge 

Why I can't play bum bumbershoot 

And I'm tryna write a dumb something new 

(Yeah, yeah) 

This must be some kinda joke 

Saw that big dumb envelope 

Might have looked like maybe I was down 

I had my foot on the ropes 

(Yeah) 

I was blinking in 

Thought I was down, now think again 

When you brought it up, I was blinking in 

Thought I was down, now think again 

(Yeah) 

Got a limited time on earth 

So what's your side show worth 

I'll watch your slide show first 

Yeah I'm bogus, I'm Joe Dirt 

Yeah, Yeah 

After all 

Let's play some tag or basketball 

If it's collared shirts or slacks involved 

Y'all can keep the dress code that's for y'all 

You ain't go to mine 

I ain't know you then 

Ain't known you long 

Ain't no new friends 

Yeah we all get it, so you go with him 

You go with her 

So let's smoke some herb and 

Let's order chicken and baked potatoes 

Smoke the weed 

And just play some Halo 

Please, oh please, don't make me fake bro 

I say all this cause I hate to say no (hate to say no) 

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So don't invite me to your wedding 

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