Heaven Is A Halfpipe Lyrics - Menace To Sobriety - Opm

If I die before I wake 

At least in heaven I can skate 

Cause right now on earth I can't do jack 

Without the man up on my back 

Now heaven would be a DJ 

Spinning dub all night long 

And heaven would just kickin' back 

With Jesus packing my bong 

And if you don't believe in Jesus and Muhammad and Budha too 

And while the world is warring 

We'll sit back and laugh at you singing 

If I die before I wake 

At least in heaven I can skate 

Cause right now on earth I can't do jack 

Without the man up on my back 

Now when most people think of heaven 

They see those Pearly Gates 

But I looked a little closer 

And there's a sign says "Do Not Skate" 

So if you wanna come to my heaven 

Well we're all gonna have a ball 

And everyone you know is welcome 

Cause we got no gates or walls singing 

If I die before I wake 

At least in heaven I can skate 

Cause right now on earth I can't do shit 

Without the man fucking with it 

And then I got to the gate 

Pulled a list that I'd been calling fate 

I'm sorry friend you can't come in 

You gotta a list here that doesn't end 

You're mad cause I smoke dope 

You teaching any classes in how to cope 

I'll find a place to rest my head 

I rather be alone now that I'm dead 

Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87 

We'll be busting Christ airs until we get to heaven 

Think I really care that I miss my Biology 

Got my education in stale fishology 

With all your rules you got to chill 

I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill 

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skills 

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skills got the skills got the skills 

Heaven is a halfpipe 

Heaven is a halfpipe 

If I die before I wake 

At least in heaven I can skate 

Cause right now on earth I can't do jack 

Without the man up on my back 

If I die before I wake 

At least in heaven I can skate 

Cause right now on earth I can't do shit 

Without the man fucking with it 

If I die before I wake 

At least in heaven I can skate 

Cause right now on earth I can't do shit 

Without the man fucking with it