Nobody Cares About Santa Lyrics - Elf: The Musical - Original Broadway Cast

Fake Santa #1 

Used to be I'd stand on the busiest corner 

Ring my bell, and make the people smile 

Nowadays they pass me by, and who knows why 

Could it be that old Saint Nick's gone out of style? 

All Fake Santas 

Well nobody cares 

Nobody cares 

Nobody cares about Santa 

They read their list, then you get dismissed 

Cause nobody cares about Santa Claus 

Fake Santa #2 

Used to be the kids waited hours to see me 

All that joy could almost make you cry 

Macy's Manager 

Now they think I'm just passe, some dumb cliché 

And it makes me wonder why I even try 

All Fake Santas 

Well nobody cares 

Nobody cares 

Nobody cares about Santa 

You once were revered 

Fake Santa #1 

Now they yank off your beard 

All Fake Santas 

Cause nobody cares about Santa Claus 

Is this all a sign? 

Buddy 

Is this all an awful sign? 

All Fake Santas 

Of a sad decline 

Buddy 

A miserable sad decline 

I never knew such disrespect could ever have existed 

No wonder this whole city has been naughty listed! 

(Dance Break) 

Buddy 

How can Santa Claus 

All Fake Santas 

How can good Santa Claus 

Buddy 

Be a hopeless cause 

All Fake Santas 

A totally hopeless cause 

Buddy 

Even little children think that Santa's overrated 

I kind of get the feeling that New York is jaded 

All Fake Santas 

Kind of get that feeling too cause 

Nobody cares 

Nobody cares 

Nobody cares about Santa 

The bringe of bliss 

Buddy 

What kind of world is this 

All Fake Santas 

This this this this 

All Fake Santas and Buddy 

Where nobody cares about 

Weary, fed up, ready to hang the sled up 

Santa Claus 

Ho, ho, ho? 

No, no, no!