Behold A Lady Lyrics - Outkast

Sophistophone, aristocats 

Distinguished stars, clean up your acts 

Pull up your pants, ladies and gents 

Please, act like you got some sense 

You know what I really wanna know? 

Where do all the good girls go 

What clubs they hang at? 

Behold a lady 

I see you standin' on the wall 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find 

The classic lady, a rare breed indeed 

Is that make and model discontinued? 

Related 

The 18 Greatest Revenge Songs of All Time 

Love Stinks, So Here Are 15 Anti-Valentine's Day Songs 

Watch Will Smith perform to iconic song 'Prince Ali' from Aladdin 

Today I might snow, tomorrow I'll rain 

3000'S always changing but you stay the same 

And I need that, hey I need that (in my life) 

When I feel washed up and inadequate 

And throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get 

You make me smile, you make me smile 

You make me smile, you make me (Hooooo!) 

You're the anchor that holds me down 

When my ship is sinking 

You won't let me drown and I'm grateful 

Behold a lady 

I see you standin' on the wall 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find 

The classic lady, a rare breed indeed 

Is that make and model discontinued? 

Photos 

Baby you disappeared with the dinosaurs 

Oh but that's just the big bang theory 

Maybe they're still around 

But only to be seen with appreciative eyes 

Maybe they were taken for granted 

And lost all their magic 

Oh how awful 

Oh so tragic 

Yo' mama's old fashioned, yo' daddy don't play 

You'll always be this lovely 

'Cause they raised you that way 

Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord 

Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord 

Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord 

You're not extra extra, you're so plain Jane 

The yin to my yang, darlin' 

You've got that thang and you know it 

But yet you don't (But yet you don't) and that's what's so cool 

You don't say too much, but when you do it's profound 

In the street you hold your head high 

At home you get low down for me 

Can't get no lower, can't get no lower, can't get no lower, yeah 

Hoooo! You're the anchor that holds me down 

When my ship is sinkin', you won't let me drown (Aaaaaaahh!) 

Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums 

To see what a lady looks like 

Behold a lady 

I see you standin' on the wall 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find 

The classic lady, a rare breed indeed 

Is that make and model discontinued? 

So if you find one, I beg you, hold her tight 

If you spot one, good sir, treat her right 

This is Benjamin Andre signing off 

Thanks a million 

Good luck and goodnight 

Behold a lady 

I see you standin' on the wall 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find 

The classic lady, a rare breed indeed 

Is that make and model discontinued? 

Behold a lady 

I see you standin' on the wall 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Clap, clap you deserve it all 

Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find 

The classic lady, a rare breed indeed 

Is that make and model discontinued?