Horse Trader Lyrics - Ozark Mountain Daredevils

(GUITAR INTRO) 

well, please please respond, I'll take offers from y'all 

and I'm bound to get my money back some day 

lookin' for a bargain, you just call, take you a little or take it all 

but it's good that I don't keep records anyway 

don't go looking for anything new, find ya a used one that will do 

things get better after several years of age 

don't you never buy new and pay on time, when you can get a used one for a dime 

well a book's no good, if someone turned the page 

kick it on the tire, now brother, slap it on the hood 

wouldn't tell you nothin' if it weren't no good 

look him in the teeth, now brother, look him in the eye 

I guarantee that he'll never die 

and it's your good luck to know an old horse trader like me 

(ELECTRIC GUITAR SLIDE SOLO) 

don't go lookin' for anyone new, someone used will surely do 

someone faded from a lonely trip for two 

someone ripped me in the past, someone driven' hard and fast 

it's your choice now baby, don't leave for someone new 

don't you do it 

kick it on the tire, now brother, slap it on the hood 

wouldn't tell you nothin' if it weren't no good 

look him in the teeth, now brother, look him in the eye 

I guarantee that he'll never die 

and it's your good luck to know an old horse trader like me 

yes, it's your good luck to know an old horse trader like me 

yes it is, 

don't you know it is? 

yes, it is 

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Lyrics are copyright 19??, Steve Canaday