I Write Sins Not Tragedies (live) Lyrics - Panic! At The Disco

Oh, well imagine 

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor 

And I can't help but to hear 

No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words 

"What a beautiful wedding 

What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter 

"Oh yes, but what a shame 

What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore" 

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of 

Closing the goddamn door?" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 

With a sense of poise and rationality 

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I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of 

Closing the goddamn door?" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 

With a sense of 

Oh, well in fact 

Well, I'll look at it this way 

I mean technically our marriage is saved 

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne 

Oh, well in fact 

Well, I'll look at it this way 

I mean technically our marriage is saved 

Well this calls for a toast 

So pour the champagne, pour the champagne 

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of 

Closing the goddamn door?" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 

With a sense of poise and rationality 

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I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of 

Closing the goddamn door?" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 

With a sense of poise and rationality 

Again 

I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of 

Closing the goddamn door?" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 

With a sense of poise and rationality 

I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of 

Closing the goddamn door?" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 

With a sense of poise and rationality 

Again