Big Bottom Lyrics - Pansy Division

The bigger the cushion 

The sweeter the pushin' 

The looser the waist band 

The deeper the quicksand 

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo 

I'd love to sink him with my pink torpedo 

Big bottom, big bottom 

Talk about bum cakes my guy's got 'em 

Big bottom drive me out of my mind 

How can I leave this behind? 

I met him on Monday 

'Twas my lucky bun day 

I love him each weekday 

Each velvety cheek day 

My love gun's loaded as I dock at his port 

Take aim at what's inside his Jockey shorts 

Big bottom, big bottom 

Talk about mud flaps my guy's got 'em 

Big bottom drive me out of my mind 

How can I leave them behind? 

Big bottom, big bottom 

Talk about bum cakes my guy's got 'em 

Big bottom drive me out of my mind 

How can I leave this behind? 

Big bottom, big bottom 

Talk about mud flaps my guy's got 'em 

Big bottom drive me out of my mind 

How can I leave them behind? 

How can I leave them behind?