Crabby Day Lyrics - Pansy Division

I knew when I first met him 

That I never would forget him 

To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare 

To sleep with him I was excited 

But later I was less delighted 

When I found that special present he left 

In my pubic hair 

Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day 

I´ll never forget him i´m sad to say 

Leave me alone 

I´m having a crabby day 

So to the drugstore without haste 

To solve the problem below the waist 

Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes 

And sheets 

Walking home who do I see 

But the guy who gave those wretched vermin 

To me 

He quickly runs to opposite side of the street 

Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day 

To be treated in such a shabby way 

Gimme a break, 

I´m having a rabby day 

At home a message is waiting 

From a boy i´ve been contemplating 

He´s leaving town for a month and wants 

To see me tonight 

After the lotion´s been applied 

Can I be sure every one of those critters has died 

Or take the risk of passing them on 

For a long-awaited night 

It´s such a crabby day, unhappy day 

Why did have to call today 

Get me out of this 

I´m having a crabby day