Curvature Lyrics - Pansy Division

I´ve got nothing against a man 

Whose dick is hard straight 

I´ll take it in my hand 

It sure feels great 

But there´s one thing 

That turns me on for sure 

And that is a man 

Whose dick has got curvature 

Curvature, curvature 

Something that can peek out at me around the 

Furniture 

Curvature, curvature 

Something that really gets me off is curvature 

When I get home with a guy 

And it´s getting late 

I can´t wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak 

When I get around 

To opening his package 

The guy who´s bent like the st. louis arch 

Is gonna have an advantage