Dick Of Death Lyrics - Pansy Division

When I met him he was nice enough 

For a shot man trying to act real tough in a bar 

That kind of attitude won't get you very far 

His shirt was open and I saw his chest 

A salt-and-pepper, soft and furry mess 

You know how that turns me on 

Then he took my hand 

And ran it over the outline in his pants 

He had the dick of death 

And so I closed my eyes 

And tried to fantasize about this dick of death 

We grabbed a cab and went away to my place where we 

Dropped our clothes so fast you'd think we were racing 

I couldn't wait to see it for myself 

There it was, staring up at me 

Long and perfect, boy, was I ever lucky (yeah) 

He kissed me and we fell down on the bed 

Then he took my hand 

And let me guide him into my promised land 

He had the dick of death 

I looked into his eyes 

And let him sodomize me with his dick of death 

I'd never seen one 

Quite this big before 

When he's soft he's nearly 

Hung down to the floor 

I don't know if I love him 

But I love is dick of death