Expiration Date Lyrics - Pansy Division

Hope springs eternal 

But boys spring infernal 

Had high hopes 

It lasted just a couple of gropes 

Scraps and crumbs 

Are all that's been on my plate 

My box of condoms 

Is past it's expiration date 

Macho men and catty queens 

And precious little inbetween 

Cute guy I got to meet 

Another drug tragedy 

I'm a reliable guy 

In a city of flakes 

My box of condoms 

Is past it's expiratios date 

Trying to find my own niche 

Accomplishing nearly zilch 

Do I give in and condom? 

Suck up to the norm? 

I can't relate 

This box of condoms 

Is past it's expiration date