Horny In The Morning Lyrics - Pansy Division

Woke up with a morning woody 

Could not keep my hands off my goodies 

Alone in bed another day 

I guess that's the price you pay 

Cause late is when the bars get hopping 

By them I'm tired out and dropping 

Want a guy on the horizon 

When the sun comes up, that's when I'm rising 

Horny in the morning 

I'm crashed out in the evening fading 

Wake up in the morning raging 

I'm horny in the morning 

And my nerves are nearly gone 

Woke up with a morning woody 

But no one's here to share the goodies 

Morning dick is so enticing 

I'll eat the pastry but not the icing 

Want go to work refreshed 

Instead of stifled and repressed 

Want someone to do me right 

To do me in the morning light 

My libido´s like king kong 

But I've been solo for so long