Pee Shy Lyrics - Pansy Division

He's a confident man 

Relaxed and self-assured 

But there's one situation 

Makes him feel so insecure 

When he takes a public leak 

He becomes all shy and meek 

He just can't let it go 

If another guy might be looking below 

He's pee shy 

He's pee shy 

He's pee shy 

Even in the men's room 

There's a pressure to compete 

If you can't pee quick enough 

They'll think you're beating meat 

When takes a public leak 

He always has to sneak a peek 

Got to see with his own eyes 

Does he measure up for size? 

He's pee shy 

He's pee shy 

He's pee shy 

There's a beefy hunk 

Of porno movie fame 

Struts his stuff on screen 

Without a shred of shame 

But in front of that bar trough 

His tap just stays turned off 

He can't unleash his spray 

Until the others have gone away 

He's pee shy 

He's pee shy 

He's pee shy 

He's pee shy 

He's pee shy 

He's pee shy