Rachbottomoff Lyrics - Pansy Division

He´s a virgin from behind 

He´s not as curious as me 

He never even stuck a finger up his butt 

Just to see how it would feel 

But now he´s trying 

To broaden his horizons 

Once you get to know the feeling 

You get so hot you could spray the ceiling 

He´s into classical music and classical tastes 

He´s got a classical butt and a classical waist 

If ancient composers get him off 

Then just call me rachbottomoff 

Rock, rock, rock, rachbottomoff 

I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off 

Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock 

Rachbottomoff 

He was having second thoughts 

He was scared that it would hurt 

So he practiced with a dildo 

To see how that would work 

At first he was unsure 

And then the breakthrough occurred 

He felt freed and empowered 

Now he´s ready to be deflowered