The Cocksucker Club Lyrics - Pansy Division

He´s thought about it for a long long time 

About being attracted to his own kind 

He´s ready to take those fantasies 

And make them into something real 

And finally do all the things 

He´s been dreaming of 

He´s joining the cocksucker club 

To not have to pretend he was drunk 

When he seduced his roommate on his bunk 

He might be bi, he might be gay 

But he knows he´s finally ready to say 

Some of the things 

He´s constantly thinking of 

By joining the cocksucker club 

So lick lick lick suck suck suck 

Unroll the condoms and fuck fuck fuck 

Down on your knees, giving good head 

Do it on your parents´queen-size bed 

In high school he´d spend hundreds of hours 

Fantasizing about boys in the showers 

Billy was hung, rick was thick 

Daniel had a most upstanding dick 

But eric was the one with extra yardage to love 

By joining the cocksuck club 

So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp 

Do it though your jaws start to hurt 

The taste and feel of a dick that´s new 

Is a fun activity to pursue 

He´s thought about it for a long long time 

About being attracted to his own kind 

He´s finally facing what it means 

When another boy causes a lump in your jeans 

Taking the plunge 

Goin´down for love 

He´s joining the cocksucker club 

He´s ready for the cocksucker club 

He´s a member of the cocksucker club