Best Thing That Never Happened Lyrics - Suicaine Gratifaction - Paul Westerberg

I'm the best thing 

That never happened 

I'm the best thing 

You never had 

You're the best thing 

That never happened 

That never happened 

It's really too bad 

And I was the last thing 

That you ever wanted 

I'm the best thing 

You never had 

You were the first one 

To turn me on 

To turn me on fast 

To turn me down flat 

You were the first one 

To turn me on fast 

To turn me on fast 

To turn me down flat 

'Cause I was the last thing 

That you ever wanted 

Still the best thing you never had 

Now you don't know 

What you're missing 

You'll never know what you had 

You'll never know what you're missing, oh yeah 

I was the best thing 

That never happened 

The best thing you never had 

But you want all the pick of the litter 

Don't go away bitter 

Now I wouldn't do that 

I was the last thing 

You ever wanted 

The best thing 

You'll never have 

Baby, the best thing 

That never happened 

The best thing 

You'll never have 

The best thing 

You'll never have