When They Really Get To Know You, They Will Run Lyrics - Pedro The Lion

One, two, three, four 

One, two, ready 

What makes you think that it won't grow back 

In a day or two? 

Husbands in winter, they know the truth 

But what can they do? 

I don't like girls the way they are 

So shave their legs 

And make them look like movie stars 

Then we can pretend it's natural 

Put on whatever makes you attractive 

If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion 

Your friends like a certain you 

That's who you've got to be 

Junior high legs, blonde hair gone brown 

From removing it 

Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from a beauty queen 

Her tiara diggin' deep in her head 

Put on whatever makes you attractive 

If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion 

Your friends like a certain you 

That's who you've got to be 

That's who you've got to be 

I'm starting to think that I'm kind of shy or at least I'd like to be 

Winter legs give me heart attacks 

So take it off with lasers, so it never comes back 

Then we can pretend it's natural