Never Smile At A Crocodile Lyrics - Peterpan

Never smile at a crocodile 

No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile 

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin 

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin 

Never smile at a crocodile 

Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile 

Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day 

Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile 

You may very well be well bred 

Lots ot etiquette in your head 

But there's always some special case, time or place 

To forget etiquette 

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For instance: 

Never smile at a crocodile 

No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile 

Don't be taken in by his welcome grin 

He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin 

Never smile at a crocodile 

Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile 

Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day 

Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile.