My Biggest Fan Lyrics - Singles - Philip Merrick

She's the kind of girl 

Who drools over every dumb pop idol 

But I guess she gave my tunes a whirl 

Now she's got an obsession almost homicidal 

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My biggest fan 

My biggest fan 

Some super obsessed 13 year old girl 

Who thinks I'm the sexiest man alive 

And I think she's hoarding samples of my sperm 

My biggest fan 

My biggest fan 

Stood outside my house once for 2 days straight 

Wearing nothing but a bikini two piece 

Which had a picture of us on a fancy date 

And I kinda wonder when this all will cease 

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Is the founder and president of my fan club 

And has a shrine to me in her closet 

Has she sacrificed anything in her bathtub? 

You kinda wonder what causes this mindset 

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Woke up in a unknown church wearing a suit 

Walking next to this girl as she clutches me 

While I rub my head from this pain that's quite acute 

A preacher waits for us, so he can make his decree 

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My biggest fa-an 

My - big-gest - fa-an!