Dragnet Lyrics - Singles - Philmore

How long has it been since I've been on a real date? 

If this continues I may never find a mate 

Well I'm not serious, so please don't get me wrong 

All I want's a date with you 

That's why I took the time to write this song 

Life is a blast and I am really having fun 

But things are always better when there's two instead of one 

I know God has a plan, His timing's never late 

But until He brings a girl along I guess that I'll just have to wait 

[Chorus:] 

So come into my house 

And sit down on my couch 

My couch is made of orange vinyl 

Why don't you stay a while? 

I like to see you smile 

I don't believe it but my friends all say it's true 

They say you should sit back and let the women come to you 

I'm on the lookout but I haven't found her yet 

I'm an only lonely Romeo and I can't find my Juliet 

That's not the way this story ends 

This song is mostly just a joke 

I'll watch the want ads on TV 

I'll find a girl that's right for me 

I'll find a girl for me 

[Chorus] 

But if you are suspicious, if you are paranoid 

Just be forewanrned that these are traits that I try to avoid 

If you are sweet and caring, if you're successful too 

If you've got money in the bank 

Hey baby, I'm the man for you 

[Chorus]