99 Bottles Lyrics - Pist Idiots

I lie and I'm a cheat 

And I over-drink, I tend to overeat 

And I'm just living for the weekend 

But I can't die for this week to end 

Is that a plane flying overhead? 

Wouldn't mind being high and getting head 

'Cause I'm overworked and underpaid 

I'm under-fucked and under-laid 

There's 99 bottles on my floor 

And I wouldn't mind adding some more 

Leave me alone I've had a long day at court 

Tell my mother not to love me anymore 

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You hear of beggars and choosers 

Well don't look at me 'cause I'm a fucking loser 

And I continue to be 

I do what I do best 

I'll show you how to lose 

There's 99 bottles on my floor 

And I wouldn't mind adding some more 

Leave me alone I've had a long day at court 

Tell my mother not to love me anymore 

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There's 99 bottles on my floor 

And I wouldn't mind adding some more 

Leave me alone I've had a long day at court 

Tell my mother not to love me anymore