As Seen On Tv Lyrics - Deviant - Pitchshifter

Another group of monster teenagers 

Shot up their school today 

What makes them do it? 

Video games? Marilyn Manson? 

Oh, it can't be the parents 

Or the fact that school sucks 

Or that the jocks 

Do get patted on the head every time 

They beat up the weirdos 

And the jobs you get 

Once you graduate from school 

Are stupid, boring, meaningless 

And a dead end to insanity 

I can't deny it's killing me 

No one loses on TV, on TV 

I can't deny it's killing me 

No one loses on TV, on TV 

On TV, on TV 

When Sport Utility Vehicles 

Are no longer enough 

You need The Terminator 

Stuck in traffic in Lost Angeles 

Drive over the tops of everybody else 

You'll crush 'em before the cops 

Can catch up with you 

Your precious artifact child 

Needs to be safe 

They're talking to a kid 

Whose skin is a different color 

Grab the kid and mow 'em down 

I can't deny it's killing me 

No one loses on TV, on TV 

I can't deny it's killing me 

No one loses on TV, on TV 

On TV, on TV 

Each new hot generation 

Has a statement 

They wanna call their own 

Tattoos, piercings 

That's for Moms and Dads 

What you wanna do 

Is spend your allowance 

On devil horn implants 

Elephant Man head 

Designer tails 

Third leg, fourth leg 

Everyone a hermaphrodite 

No one loses on TV, on TV 

On TV, on TV 

No one loses on TV, on TV 

On TV, on TV 

No one loses on TV 

And on a lighter note