My Dick Lyrics - Singles - Pods

Everyone from across the nation 

I'm gonna tell you the new sensation 

A deviation 

For celebration 

From Tokyo to the Appalachians 

It's hip 

And it is my dick 

Far too big to be called a prick 

My dick is in 

Ruth, Claire, and Kim 

Makes Herman Munster look like Tiny Tim 

CHORUS: 

My dick 

My dick 

My dick 

My dick 

Like Zorro's Z 

My dick Makes G 

G is Gook and Gook is me 

MC's game is makin a name 

But my dick has a star on the walk of fame 

It plays one on one with Magic Johnson 

And beasts his ass 

I say my dick's so fast it didn't have to pass 

What do you do when you're dick's so huge 

That John Holmes dreams of bein you 

But Holmes is dead didn't use his head 

This cock's gonna give a message instead 

To take your time 

Know your playmates don't be blind 

My dick has its own zodiac sign 

So I know what I say 

I was born in April and my dick was born in May 

CHORUS 

My dick is great 

It satiates 

Every woman I've ever known to date 

They say they've never gone that far 

When I die they wanna put my dick in a jar 

I refute 

Not only huge, but cute 

No Smithsonian Institute 

For me 

You have your memories 

Of a size an elephant envies 

But yet 

Let's not forget 

It's not just a measurement 

It's the way it pumps 

It fills ten cups 

Siskel and Ebert give it two thumbs up 

It's fate 

I'll be there tomorrow but my dick is there today 

CHORUS 

Haiti! 

There's a temple there 

Where all the natives sit and stare 

At a photocopy of my dink 

That's truly righteous, don't you think? 

Every schoolboy's heard the legend 

Bout how my cork is girlie heaven 

Body burner 

Kathleen Turner 

Offered me a grand to learn here 

But I refused 

The holy meat won't be abused 

I will never come to choose 

For money it will not be used 

Integrity 

That is the path for me 

You'll come to see the life I lead 

Is of uncommon loyalty 

To my dick 

Where it goes I'll follow it 

CHORUS 

(Well... but you should see it when it's hard)