Tragically Unhip Lyrics - Crack A Smile... And More - Poison

I, I, I'm uneducated, my clothes outdated 

I don't stand politically correct 

I still hate small talk, dig fast cars and hard rock 

Still like talkin' about sex, sex, sex, sex 

I should be expressing all my inner repression 

I guess depression's now a cultural thing 

My record company says, blow my brains out my head 

I'll make the cover of every magazine 

Step inside my nightmare 

Welcome to my trip 

I cannot pretend and I will not defend 

Why this good old boy's so tragically unhip 

I still like bad girls 

Who rock me hard in my world 

It's monkey see then monkey do 

Well, I'm not yours 

I've got an old water bed 

I like to trip into the dead 

Keep a poster of KISS on my wall 

I still curse and smoke and drink and toke 

But makin' love in the back of my car 

Step inside my nightmare 

Welcome to my trip 

I cannot pretend and I will not defend 

Why this good old boy's so tragically unhip 

I like that home grown, mind blowing 

You bring it, I'll roll it 

They see strange talking, mind stopping 

Asses swinging, street walking, floozies 

So step inside my nightmare, baby 

Welcome to my trip 

I cannot pretend and I will not defend 

Why this good old boy's so tragically unhip