Meet Joe Brown Skit Lyrics - Singles - Potluck

My name is Joe Brown, 

bitches love me. *Burp* 

Rule number one. 

18 to 25 women age like cheese; 

men age like wine. 

Rule number two. 

My expectations of lovely people aren't very high. *cough* *spit* 

Rule number three. 

American Women need to go to a Foreign country,See how they are supposed to be treated, and maybe come home and act right. 

Rule Number four. 

Every woman is a whore, until she becomes your girl, then its all good. 

Rule number five. 

If you wake up in the morning and you find tampons where your q-tips and razors used to be you know somethings gone drastically wrong with your life. 

My names Joe brown, 

Bitches love me. 

Man this being Fat is rough, 

i don't know if i can do this no more.